Who Are You Fuckers?
Welcome to Dry Heat, the wildest broadcast to ever blaze through the Arizona airwaves. Hosted by Cactus Jack, the unflappable peyote philosopher, and Black Jack, the towering, hot-tempered storm of indignation, this show dives headfirst into the belly of the "Schizo State." From corrupt bureaucrats to lunatic desert dwellers, no story is too strange, no scandal too absurd for these two desert rats and their misfit crew.
Backed by Cecilia, the razor-sharp sound engineer who doesn’t tolerate an ounce of their bullshit, and Scotty, their producer who somehow makes things worse, Dry Heat blends hard truths with enough chaos to melt asphalt. Together, they navigate a landscape of heat, hypocrisy, and hilarity, proving that in Arizona, reality is just a mirage.
(Disclaimer: Dry Heat is a fictional podcast/radio show. While the stories and characters are crafted with love for Arizona’s quirks, they exist purely in the realm of satire and storytelling.)
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Step into the mad, sweltering world of Dry Heat, where the airwaves burn hotter than the Arizona sun. Subscribe, and you'll hitch a ride with Cactus Jack and Black Jack—two desert rats with microphones—on their twisted journey through the "Schizo State." This isn’t just a newsletter; it’s a direct line to the absurd, the hilarious, and the downright unholy truths buried in the sands of Arizona.
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