AGE: 25 - SEX: FEMALE - OCCUPATION: AUDIO ENGINEER, PROFESSIONAL EYE-ROLLER
Bio:
Cecilia sits behind the soundboard at Dry Heat, listening to grown men argue about nonsense, wondering what combination of bad decisions led her here. She doesn’t hate her job—hate requires emotional investment. She just exists in it, a detached observer, unimpressed by everything and everyone.
She’s too smart for this gig but too lazy to leave. Every other audio engineering job in town is either government propaganda, right-wing garbage, or NPR, and she’d rather die than be forced to care about politics. So she stays here, tuning out Black Jack’s angry rants, ignoring Cactus Jack’s stoner philosophizing, and rolling her eyes at Scotty’s conspiracy theories.
She is the sarcastic Greek chorus of Dry Heat—too exhausted to participate, too entertained to leave.