AGE: 28 - SEX: MALE - OCCUPATION: RADIO HOST, ANGRY ASSHOLE
Bio:
A man who wakes up pissed off and considers it a moral failure if he isn’t still pissed off by the end of the day.
Black Jack is a man with strong opinions, a short fuse, and an unshakable belief that if everyone just listened to him for five goddamn minutes, the world would be a better place. He’s a practicing Catholic—which means he spends half his time trying to be a good man and the other half struggling not to physically fight everyone around him.
He co-hosts Dry Heat with Cactus Jack, a man he simultaneously loves like a brother and wants to strangle every single day. He considers himself a logical, reasonable man, but has never once won an argument without yelling. His greatest weakness? Contradictions. He hates them, despises them, can’t let them slide.
He believes in law and order but despises bureaucrats.
He believes in Catholic guilt but refuses to admit he’s ever been wrong.
He wants people to respect him, but his temper keeps ruining everything.
He is Arizona distilled into a single man: proud, stubborn, God-fearing, and constantly fighting a war against the absurdity of the world.